LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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