Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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