We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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