i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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