I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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