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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
