whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Randomize
