can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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