I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
