did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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