it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Randomize
