Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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