he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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