i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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