yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
