I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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