What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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