I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
