I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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