Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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