Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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