I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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