Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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