What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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