K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Semen is not good for contacts.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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