We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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