he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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