haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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