Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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