Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
did you just send me my own nude
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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