...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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