Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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