Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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