You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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