your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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