How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I party with great urgency now.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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