why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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