normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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