Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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