Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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