Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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