I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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