well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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