Only a mothe r could love this liver
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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