i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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