we're blogging at a bar
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
