Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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