I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
where are my pants?
in the oven.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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