That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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