Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
There's always time for handjobs
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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