I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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