just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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