Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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