...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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