Where is the hickey?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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