Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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