Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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